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Today. Oct. 26th, 2012.

Today has been a subsequent cluster fuck of emotional non-emotion. Alarm beep beeps at me at  4:35am. Get up, get dressed and out the door. It was an early day for me and an early exit from my profound job as a professional nude midget wrestler. No, not really I am a......Well maybe a bit to much information for this forum. Finish work, go to store as a co-worker and his family are stopping by tonight. The menu includes, my world scrumptious guacamole (ask me for the recipe) nachos with marinated flank stank and beer. The family is quite religious which is totally fine with me, but I find it a bit to wholesome as I think of my wife, and aspiring Yogi, with an aptitude for denying anything potentially sexual, at least in regards to me. At least I can say I am married to a Yoga instructor, if she ever decides to become one. But I digress. The family is very nice and seem non-judgmental and a bit of an enigma to myself. The wife, foxy as she is in a warm way, has a delicate sense of her self and the husband a bit warm as well. 

I sit back and can't help but wonder what their personal sex life is like. Not in a perverted way but I wonder if it is like my own, sadly a parched horse in that aspect, or is that of the scorching son, so locked down in its ambivalent sure fire hot to trot way, exceeding  all expectations.

Anyway, I am having guacamole tonight with my nachos and a nice cervesa and will ponder many things, excluding intercourse with my roommate. That always fails.

After I came home I became annoyed at the fact that I worked all day (she just got a job after two months of learning hot yoga (my gift to her for her Bday)) and I was the one being productive attending to the critters, which is fine as I love em', however fine that is she decided she needed a break and went off to watch new girls on Hulu. Later I got out my chainsaw and......Don't worry. I am as about non-homicidal as they come, proceded to the back yard and hacked the shit out of some meaty limbs, again tree limbs not arms and legs (Sicko's). After 3 hours I came in and popped open a beer. A beer mind you that came from a $9.99 12 pack of Mexican sampler beer. My first choice was the Tecate which was buy one get 12 free back in the day when we used to cross the border into Rosarito. Shortly thee after, she popped into her sexy spandex yoga outfit. She is Petite and I think beautiful which pains me to no ends, I think she is trying to kill me,after my insurance money or something. I should tell her I don't have any.

She leaves and I proceed to this moment now, at this time, but shortly before decided to take some nasty resin hits from a glass pipe that contained the contents of a wonderfully made california bud. At this point I am slightly buzzed from my beer and my bad choice of resin hits. I have to cook and entertain the good christian people tonight.

Should be interesting!

I will probably try and get the wife drunk and seduce her for my own shits and giggles. i f I do get any action it will be her lying their, waiting for it to be over and me hurrying to the punch because I can't stand the pained look in her face. Hmmmmm maybe I am doing it wrong, but in the beginning she sure liked it. The light switch just went dim one day.

I will try and keep anyone who may or even may not care posted. Laterz

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Posted on 03:16PM on Oct 29th, 2012
:( ...... Poor baby. Don't ya just hate it when they lay there? At least fake it. About the guacamole......want to share the recipe? I have an avocado tree in my backyard....and a whole bunch to make guacamole with. :)
Posted on 04:07PM on Oct 29th, 2012
It can be a bit of a let down for sure. At least I had a bit of a good buzz going on. Never did seduce her though :( Fake it till you make it, I always say!

I am so jealous that you have an avocado tree! I used to before I moved to the Midwest, from growing up in So Cal. Total culture shock for me.

Recipe for my perfect guacamole: (you have to try it and let me know what you think!)
4 ripe avocados
about a handful of Cilantro diced
1-2 cloves of garlic
2-3 limes
either chipotle powder or chopped chipoltes from le can (which is best) season to taste. (the spicier the better)
pinch of kosher salt
pinch of black pepper

That is it! Makes a hell of a tasty guacamole.

Use a potato masher and mash it all together. I like it a bit chunky myself but mash to desired consistency and enjoy!

Superfood and very good for you!!!
Posted on 09:43AM on Nov 4th, 2012
Lets set your wife on fire
Posted on 10:20AM on Nov 4th, 2012
Ahh Thanks Dente. That made me smile, but let's not commit homicide. I try to find the less violent approach first.
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